April 16, 2002

  • I'm reposting this here because, well it's mine and I want to...so there.

    How Many Windows
    By Zane T. Dark (3/22/2002)

    Research on the net,
    Wanna make a bet,
    That every single site I hit assumes me in their debt.

    Window after window,
    Popping here and there,
    Whittling my patience, graying all my hair.

    Make your penis longer,
    Make your breasts real large,
    Clear up your complexion for a minor credit charge.

    New, improved, and xtra,
    Natural and safe,
    Better than the one before that made your knuckles chafe.

    Become a multi-billioniare,
    Sell Real Estate and Books,
    We got rich the same way, it’s as easy as it looks.

    How many windows must I close,
    And through the refuse wade,
    To find a decent recipe that gets these brownies made?