Month: September 2002

  • I considered leaving this private, but perhaps some of you have had this happen to you, so I'd like to share it with you if I may.


    I just found a calendar for 2001 that had different family dates filled in. Anniversaries, birthdays, appointments, as so fourth. It was in my mom's handwriting. At first, I thought she was in the habit of doing this a year in advance...but as I looked over the calendar, I noticed times and dates toward the end of it that someone wouldn't have put on a calendar a year in advance. About the time I realized that she had probably picked up a calendar for the wrong year and had been filling it out (only the last few months had entries I realized), I got to December of 2001. Written in my mom's handwriting were the words 'Blue Christmas'.


    The irony in the room is so thick I can't breath; I keep dreading the day that I can't remember what her voice sounds like and wondering when my brain will stop making connections to things like this. I suppose it never will...and would I really want it to?


    Nah, not really.


    There are times when I miss her so much I can't think straight; people usually see me like this and ask if I'm feeling well. To which I'll usually tell them I'm fine, or for my better friends, blame it on their breath and offer them a mint. Speaking of dark humor, the calendar was from a drug company and was entitled '2001: prevention, health, wellness'. What are the odds?

  • I wanna see the croc-hunter wrangle a hummingbird. He wouldn't even get past 'These little guys are really aggress....aaaahhh!' as one of them plucks out his eyeball like a cocktail olive. I was watching them after work today; a Micro-Machines (tm) version of Top Gun mixed with a tennis match where the rackets are replaced with bazookas. My neck was starting to hurt...then I looked down and realized what a sight this must have made. The boys were at my feet glued to the window like a Survivor addict to an E-Bay auction of Colby's underthings.  I couldn't help but wonder, where the hummingbirds a commercial on 'Cat TV', or a soap?


    I'm betting on a soap.

  • Hey campers! Just in case you were all wondering where Zane was spending all his spare time lately...it wasn't your breath:



    That's right kids, I'm truly dangerous now. Passed the 2nd exam a few hours ago. But don't worry, my email tag lines aren't approaching 'overseas steamer trunk' gaudiness, I don't like that stuff. But it is an accomplishment I had to share with ya'll; now, since my typing ability and my consciousness are quickly being redirected to /dev/null, I gotta get some sleep. Been up since 7am studying after getting only 4 hours sleep the night before....


    "No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food." -Long Duk Dong


    Hmm, make that *sleep*. Night all, take care!


    Z