September 26, 2002

  • I wanna see the croc-hunter wrangle a hummingbird. He wouldn't even get past 'These little guys are really aggress....aaaahhh!' as one of them plucks out his eyeball like a cocktail olive. I was watching them after work today; a Micro-Machines (tm) version of Top Gun mixed with a tennis match where the rackets are replaced with bazookas. My neck was starting to hurt...then I looked down and realized what a sight this must have made. The boys were at my feet glued to the window like a Survivor addict to an E-Bay auction of Colby's underthings.  I couldn't help but wonder, where the hummingbirds a commercial on 'Cat TV', or a soap?


    I'm betting on a soap.