Month: October 2003

  • The New Age of People Watching

    Sitting  in Subway, looking out the window. If I squint, I almost see the scan lines. No edges though. There's Goodwill Thrift store...jewlery store...theater...icecream/coffee bar (looking down at the cup on my 'bench' and remembering the look from the girl making my sub...veggie delight and a venti mocha) furniture rental store..all in a row.


    Traffic is disturbed...a Suburban stops in the foreground and and a woman gets out as a man exits a truck right next to it. The truck, there the whole time, its still occupant invisible until now. No visible discussion, perhaps mutterings at this distance, but no break in activity for a real exchange. She hands him a car seat which he mounts in the crew seat of the truck. Then he walks around to the opposite side of  the Suburban, gone for a few seconds and returns with a small child to which he is obviously talking; his not immediately apparent scowl melting away as checks the straps on her seat.


    From behind the woman hands him a couple of bags which he puts next to her and shuts the door. The woman does not look back...as if she'd just dropped an important letter into a mailbox...chanting an internal mantra of trust for the post office. By the time she closes the door, he has driven off talking into the windshield.


    The odd is almost destined to become common...almost as if the word 'rare' is more of a schoolyard dare to the cosmos. While not always good...this grows hope.

  • Why 'Strip Monopoly' Won't Become An Olympic Event


    In an effort to keep my blog more current, I'm going to try to share some thoughts that crossed my mind today...and hopefully, I can get in the habit of this.


    First off, would canabalistic chickens think that chicken tastes like frog?


    Also, is it just me or does it seem the person who named the movie 'Final Destination 2' was just plain lazy? I know, they could have just been intentionally trying to think of something stupidly oxymoronic to name a movie...but if I can't seem to get that kind of credit, why should they.


    Why do people who are too damn sensitive to hear it always ask for your 'honest opinion'? Hell, I'm not that mean in the first place...and secondly, telling them would only hurt and have exactly the opposite effect. Very frustrating.


    I secretly wish I could replace all the signs on soda machines that read 'Open Bottle Slowly', with ones that say 'Open Bottle, Slowly Pour Into Underwear'.


    When musicians hear their own songs on the radio while driving, do they sing along as well...and do they look as silly as I'm certain I do?


    If states can replace taxes with fees and take credit for cutting taxes, why can't I go the other way and replace bills with IOU's and claim debt reduction?


    And finally, if taxes on cigarettes and alcohol are intended to encourage people to quit smoking and drinking because it is unhealthy, why aren't there similar taxes on Ho-Ho's, Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk, or a Wendy's Triple with cheese?


    I'm off to evaluate my choices for my Fantasy Football team...McNabb is killing me (not as much as Rush, mind you) this year..take care all!