October 2, 2003

  • Why 'Strip Monopoly' Won't Become An Olympic Event


    In an effort to keep my blog more current, I'm going to try to share some thoughts that crossed my mind today...and hopefully, I can get in the habit of this.


    First off, would canabalistic chickens think that chicken tastes like frog?


    Also, is it just me or does it seem the person who named the movie 'Final Destination 2' was just plain lazy? I know, they could have just been intentionally trying to think of something stupidly oxymoronic to name a movie...but if I can't seem to get that kind of credit, why should they.


    Why do people who are too damn sensitive to hear it always ask for your 'honest opinion'? Hell, I'm not that mean in the first place...and secondly, telling them would only hurt and have exactly the opposite effect. Very frustrating.


    I secretly wish I could replace all the signs on soda machines that read 'Open Bottle Slowly', with ones that say 'Open Bottle, Slowly Pour Into Underwear'.


    When musicians hear their own songs on the radio while driving, do they sing along as well...and do they look as silly as I'm certain I do?


    If states can replace taxes with fees and take credit for cutting taxes, why can't I go the other way and replace bills with IOU's and claim debt reduction?


    And finally, if taxes on cigarettes and alcohol are intended to encourage people to quit smoking and drinking because it is unhealthy, why aren't there similar taxes on Ho-Ho's, Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk, or a Wendy's Triple with cheese?


    I'm off to evaluate my choices for my Fantasy Football team...McNabb is killing me (not as much as Rush, mind you) this year..take care all!


     

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